Can we talk about how I dropped a hardcover book on my face because I orgaismed so hard that I could no longer continue reading?
nineteen; biology student; introverted novelist; comfortably feminine
Can we talk about how I dropped a hardcover book on my face because I orgaismed so hard that I could no longer continue reading?
(Source: shogunofyellow)
Tonight’s company of very naughty things and how to do them #librarycomeup
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine)
I love @kimkroll3 seriously because of reasons.
When I know I drank too much the night before but wake up fresh as a daisy in the morning makes me want to throw my liver a “you rule and I appreciate you,” party everytime.
Light my fire and leave me where the light is
How much distance can we get?
At thirteen days old, Anthony IV can be held by his mother and father, all without the assistance of breathing machines.
I visited @ellerector at her #barnhouse, complete with cats, kittens, and a rooster. She is so adorable and I hope she does not kill the house warming cactus I brought her.
A glass of wine
When you’re lonely isn’t quite the same as a touch
But it’s almost as warm in
your skin.A glass of red is not quite the same
As a crimson lipstick stain
but it fills your mouth like a tongue
In the absence of a kiss
on the lip of the empty glass.
Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x)
Real shit
How to make a joke involving rape
mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim
good stuff
(Source: vicforprez)
